| speculations will turn out well.
It's 1:00 A.M. on a Thursday night. I have no classes tomorrow yet I'm here. It's been nearly a year since I've written and I'm thinking it's about time. So amidst the umpteen projets, papers, exams and other obligations I have going on I am also turning 21 soon. Regardless of the stress of due dates and rapidly approaching finals I am going to let myself be calm and not freak out every waking moment of every day. I have three weeks left of what is now my Junior year of college and I have decided, right here and now, it would be a waste to waste it staying in completing my assignments. So here's my confessional, try not to tear up friends.
This year in a word, well, I think this year deserves a little bit more than just one. I began the year enthusiastic and hopeful. Moving into the apartment was somewhat dramatic, but hardly anything in my life or anyones for that matter, ever goes off without a hitch. So, beginning of the year jitters smoothed over by excitement of decorating the new pad. My first year out of the dorms and finally feeling like a grown up/college student. After somehow fitting every morsel, thread, wire and utensil of mine into my cell-like room it was time to party, right? I arrived at school a week before everyone else with Amy and Brian in toe. August 14, 2005. Our one year anniversary was spent sipping coronas, eating spaghetti and playing on myspace. I wouldn't have had it any other way. Cut to week of recruitment training aka pointless week of nothingness. We sang. We smiled. We conquered. Rush began and I became the epitome of a sorority girl. Perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect dress. I was affectionately (or at least that's how I'm taking it) referred to as a "desperate house wife". Bid day we meet them they meet us we dance the ceremonial "Sweet Home Alpha Gamma" dance. I pick out the lucky lady who gets to be my little sis and for the next few months make friends and spend mucho dinero on regalos. I don't mind, I'm having fun. The next few months something happens and I don't know what. I am getting good grades, making lots of new friends and spending as much time with Brian as is humanly possible. Christmas break is here before I know it and I get a call from my boss. She promoted me to site director so now I am the one in charge. I run a small winter camp and make a little money. Meanwhile Brian is stuck in Bloominton-Normal all alone so he can pay his bills. Amy and I along with Brian road trip to Iowa, our first time this year, for New Years. It was unforgetable, or in Amy's case unmemorable, but in the good way. Break ends and I start moving my stuff into my new room. Room 10 of the AGD house. No longer Miss grown up apartment. Done with the apartment but not with the baggage. A few little hiccups with my past but eventually everything starts quieting down. I'm spending a great deal more time with my chimichangas as Liza has now moved into the house too and Stacee is visiting often. Cut to homework overloads, late night polar pop runs, Greys Anatomy Meltdowns and "OC" weekends. The three of us are attached at the hip by now. We decide to go on spring break together as it may be our last opportunity. Panama City Beach, Florida Spring 2k6. Seems like yesterday but really was more like a month ago. We want to do it all. Shopping, tanning, swimming (not for me--seaweed, ew) MTV Villa, Spinnakers, Andy's hotel party, drive-thru liquor store? boobie bungalow, ala-fricken-bama, speedo man, t-belling ourselves and our non spring fling/groupie friendships. We have so many great memories and so many great times to look back on. Spring break has ended but our inside jokes stay strong. THe three of us start going out more and more on the weekends having fun like we should be. We only have a few more weeks left which is completely mind boggeling to me. Did I really just say boggeling? That does it. Maybe more later. For now I'm tired of this it served its purpose, merely a distraction from all the work I have left. | comments: Leave a comment   |
| The best birthday ever-timeline for lindsays benefitial recolection
after the tons of fun bus ride you greeted everyone on the bus-we entered you said "ITS MA BIRTHDAY" and got in free. we proceded with every girl into the bathroom. When we got back you hugged connols butt and he and i did full shots while u and chris split one. you then announced..."that wasnt good...WERE GOING DANCING" grabbed his hand and pulled us upstairs leaving brian somewhere, but we didnt care. i went to dance with everyone else, u stood on the stage with chris crying and hugging. barb and i tried to get u to stop but u yelled at us because we "werent sensitive to the fact that hes going to die in a war" you wouldnt leave him so we left u with chris meanwhile allison is dancing with 2 black guys and a jordanian...we laughed at her and mers horrific dancing (mer tried to grind with everyone but was too drunk to know what the fuck she was doing) barb and i then learned.....THE TOWEL...by ben zilly. mer dances on josh who is leaning on the wall but he cant take it and laughs and runs away. i went to spend quality time with larson downstairs, he acted bizaar licking my cheak and lifting me up. we went upstairs i found u holding a strangers hand u wouldnt leave him bc "he was gonna get us free drinks...im working on it amy" ...u had a drink...so i got brian and he finally got u away after u gave him the "hold a second finger". i walk away for ONE SECOND and i come back to u crying...u tried to hold his hand and brian burned u...awww...micky took u to the bathroom and brian asked me and barb to teach him to dance it was bad. then he asked if i wantd to meet some guys i said...no. lol but met them anyway...and said that mean thing about nick. me and larson and brian were talking and u through up so we decide time to go and mer takes u for air i go yes...into the mens room for brian...he wasnt there...so i found him elsewhere. u sat with mer on the curb completely disoriented al found the bus and u got on...i came on, screamed at mer for 15 min took u off to puke. we hear take me home tonight...perfect way to end i think, and thats what we did. we drive home allison and ben (and bri) are the only ones still drinking...everyone else is passed the fuck out cept them me and chuck..and becky and chris making out in the back and everyone throughing up. i make chuck take u up instead of drunk alison and u wont let him touch u...u hit him and so he just guides u up. and we change u (not chuck me and al) i ask if ur cold and wanna sweatshirt, u say "do i? i dont give a fuck. give it to me" and u put it on and lay down...but no u werent done with ur wierd actions. brian is drinkin the liqued crack and comes down stares but u quickly follow somehow and start mumbling mean things at him ask him what the fuck hes doing and nick respounds (this pissed me offf) hes drinking liqued crack...oh no now someone will say that i sold him crack and now hes addicted. we just blew him off and u 2 went up. me and amanda went into kens old room to talk about gayman and becky. i just got bored and went upstairs to sleep bc i ddint wanna be with the loser guys and moocher girls downstairs. ohh and on the pitstop home connol passed out on the cooler and becki tried to get over him but didnt and kicked him in the head and fell flat on her face ...me and barbe made fun of allison bc she was singing and dancing by herself. and thats it well not but thats the over view. hope u enjoyed it...i know i did.
btw becky was soaking with sweat...her hair was drenched...gross | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | the song on the Dr. Pepper commercial | | Subject: | Is that all there is? | | Time: | 11:51 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/cool.gif) mellow |
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| I have been really bad with these updates. They've been so choppy and
I'm sure completely incomprehensible to some. So, here's a real update.
The last couple of weeks have been going by so fast. I haven't been to
Iowa in God knows how long. Went home I think it was two weeks ago.
After initiation, I started softball with Adriel and Alison and a few
other misfits. Our team is great. We may not be the best but at least
we have fun. It is the first time in my life where I actually don't
care if we win or lose. It's like for the first time having fun is more
important. I like that. Tuesday morning after aerobics I came back to
the room. In an attempt to change my utterly disgusting shirt that was
literally drenched with sweat, I somehow managed to burn my hand. I was
squating down to pick up a shirt and lost my balance. Usually I have
really good balance, however when it counted the most my balancing
skills failed me. I fell backwards and grabbed Adriel's hair
straightener which had been left on all morning by accident. I
instantly felt it starting to hurt. I half expected to hear my skin
sizzle and start to cook. I Immediately went to the bathroom and ran
cold water over it. I tried to go back to the room but found that my
hand could not be taken out from the cool water as it was throbbing and
stinging in the air. I stood in the bathroom like this for nearly an
hour and a half. I went back to the room and stuck my hand in the
freezer. Finally Laura called and she and Alison came to my rescue.
Alison, an accomplished first aid student, neatly bandaged my hand and
explained that I needed to drink lots of water and take some OTC pain
reliever. Laura quickly rushed me to....Wal Mart where I bought some
gauze, neosporin and wrapping tape. The pharmacists there were of no
help whatsoever. After the burn incident I came back and got ready for
my softball game. Alison attempted to wrap my hand up but it didn't
work so I simply played with bandages coverings my palm and fingers. We
lost. It was probably the shortest game in history. 35 minutes long. We
had one bad inning and then after that we couldn't get anything
started. We will have our revenge. Goonies never say die! Tonights
game, provided it's not canceled due to rain, shall mark the beginning
of our winning streak I predict. After the game I plan to go tanning
and maybe stay in and get some work done or watch a movie. Adriel's
spending the night elsewhere so it will be a quiet and relaxing evening
for me.
After my two classes tomorrow Brian will be picking me up and bringing
me to Iowa. Haven't been there in so long. The next two weeks should go
by fast. Were going back to Iowa on the 6th for my birthday which is
the 7th. The 9th is the commencement of finals week and I shall return
home the 11th. How quickly time disappears.
I'm excited about this summer, but nervous too. I'm anxious to
see how Brian and I will deal with living together for several
months. I'm also curious to see how he and my parents will interact. I
hope it all goes well. I'm sure there are plenty of embarrassing moments
that await me.
Nothing left to say. Until my next free moment. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I can hear the alligator drawing nearer
22 days left
18 days until
8 months and counting
2 years total
1 semester so far
tick tock tick tock I'm running out of grains of sand
whatyouwaitingwhatyouwaitingwhatyouwaitingfor? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | your love keeps liftin me higher... | | Subject: | ... | | Time: | 09:28 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/happy.gif) cheerful |
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| | Today we salute you Ms. ISU student. With a girl to guy ratio of 3:1 those embarrassing pictures of you making out with other bimbo's on campus hardly seems unjustified. Other state school girls love to hate you for your annual appearance in playboy's college girl edition. But you know you're better than everyone else. Whether you are at student health services checking up on your newly diagnosed STD or nursing your hangover from the previous night, you know you are getting the best "servicing" possible. One day you will say goodbye to your pole dancing, slutty outfit wearing, waking up and not remembering what the fuck happened days and become the outstanding teacher we all know you can be. So down that beer bong and take another jello shot because you know you're an ISU chick, (some days) and you're damn proud of it (why we'll never know). | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Oh what a night. Apparently its not only boys that get out their aggressionwith their fists but girls too. Pretty sure my pinky is in some way now deformed. It's my own fault I wanted to get in a fight this weekend, I went out with the intention of beaten some bitches up. I didn't realize though, that that fight I was gonna get in...would be with the bathroom wall. Oh drama drama drama, must you follow me everywhere I go?
...I wanna run away
I wanna ditch my life.
I just want for all of this to end And I so hate consequences
runnin from you is what my best defense is...
Last night was interesting. Someone admitted to me that they have a tiny crush on one of Brian's friends. Then she proceeded to make-out with some random. GOOD FOR HER, GO TEAM! However this morning on my way to class I had a lovely elevator ride with the dear boy who happens to live in the house across the way from us so we shall be seeing a lot of that fellow. AWESOME! I almost got in a fight with some kid who grabbed my ass and had to be restrained. I kept on licking Barb and Alison's chests which were quite yummy (babrs was better)
...I said the words I knew you knew
Oh God Oh God I needed you
God all this time I needed you
I needed you...
Went to several parties had a fairly decent time. One of my sisters was attempting to suck beer out of a keg that was not only cashed but it was no longer tapped. After rescuing her we quickly grabbed Aliroodrunkiepoo and went back home. I hadn't eaten very much that day so I wanted Subway. Here is where all hell broke loose. I called Brian got upset--didn't get my subway and I was starving! Five hours, four bruised and mis-shapened fingers, three boxes of tissue, two text messages and one very long phone call later, head hits pillow, eyelids close finally fall asleep. Needless to say it was a long night.
I'll Meet you halfway
wInter just wasn't my SeaSon
. . .i love yoU | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot..who calls you back even though you just hung up on him..who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst thing about you..who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats...who holds your hand in front of his friends..who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup...one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you...the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her."
...I found him
All the things she wishes you knew | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | worn me down | rachel yamagata | | Subject: | it's been a long day | | Time: | 11:04 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/annoyed.gif) cranky |
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| So last night I attempted to get to bed early because I was tired. Needless to say that did not happen. I wouldn't have an interesting story to wrote about. So around 2:30 A.M. my phone rings. I have a separate ring for Brian (I know I'm lame) so I thought it was him calling. I was wrong. I answer the phone only to engage in a conversation with an extremely "wasted" Ryan Gayman. He preceded to tell me that he had just gotten off the phone with Alison, ya know "pretty eyes Alison" and that he was incredibly drunk. He told me that I had to come to Iowa tonight because EVERYONE was going to Iowa City on Thursday. Sure Ryan, I'll just grab my imaginary keys to my imaginary car and drive to Iowa tonight at 2:30 in the morning. We talked for about 15 minutes then he asked to talk to Adriel then she pawned him back off on me. After telling me how much he loves me and wants to "get on" my sister we hung up. I fell back asleep around 3:30 A.M. The End.
....not quite
At 5:15 A.M. my phone goes off again, it's a text message from Brian saying: "what would you do if I told you I was in town?" I naturally thought he was fucking with me being as he lives two and a half hours away why would he be here especially at 5 o'clock in the morning? I tell him to shut up and roll over to go back to bed. My phone goes off again. "seriously I'm here, call me." So I call him and it turns out the dork is here. He and Nick Wreidt drove all the way here because they "were up". Actually Nick's x-box broke and he wanted the receipt I got from Brian's x-box so he could exchange his. HOWEVER, I gave Brian the receipt when I gave him the x-box. He didn't want to lose it so I taped it to the box even. Brian of course doesn't recall this at all. I suggest that it might have fallen off in the trunk of Brian's car but of course they brought Nick's car. Well shit. So I hang up with them, drag my ass downstairs and sign them in. I wake up the next morning the room wreaks of smoke, coffee, alcohol (Nick had been drinking but apparently Brian didn't know that and had him drive here) and B.O. I get ready for class and bring the boys downstairs to sign them out. Once again Brian misses class. I tell him to go home so he wont miss work. I get back from my class at 2:00. I find my room is a mess and Brian had left his phone here. I go to re-make my bed which Nick had slept in only to find that it is drenched in coffee. Apparently last night he had fallen asleep with it in the bed and it spilled all over. It soaked all the way through my comforter, sheet and bed cover. So looks like Lindsay gets to do a load of laundry. So I drag my bag of coffee drenched bedding upstairs and spend the $5 to clean it all. Then I come back down open the window turn on the fan and, thanks to Alison, soak the room in Hawaiian air freshener. The room is now freezing and an air tunnel but smells like a laui. But it no longer smelled as bad. But I did miss my 3:00 class because I was doing laundry. Anyway, I assume Brian and Nick have gone back to D-port because Brian has to work right? Oh no. Brian calls from Nick's moms phone and we go downstairs to eat. I was in a bit of a bad mood by this time and Brian made it worse by laughing at it all. Whatever, were over it. He calls off work again and we hang out in the room for a bit. The coffee stench is slowly returning to the room so Brian sprays some Axe. Were bored so after we look at the froggies and their dirty ass tank we decide to go see Hitch. May I just say hilarious. It was money well spent, well Brian's money well spent. I highly recommend it. We come back here and eat. Nick scoped out some hot girls and calls the rest sluts or whores who wear too much make-up and totally stares at this one girl, completely obvious. P.S-all of Brian's roommates wanna come visit now to check out all my new sorority sisters. We come back to the room chill for a bit. Brian helps me make my bed. Nick insists on watching the Ashlee Simpson show, "she's so much hotter with dark hair" But he would give anything to get with Christina Aguliera. The boys leave at 8 and I get my Alias fix. After that it was shower, homework, hanging out and now watching the making of constantine. Another movie I really really wanna see, along with The wedding date...odd mix I know but hey I like to mix it up a bit.
never trust a boy who wont bleed for you | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | 2 AM Breathe | Anna Nalick | | Subject: | Rest in pieces | | Time: | 11:33 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/sob.gif) crushed |
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| RIP Alex, Dylan, Natalie, Sick boy, and Tyler Durden (and I'm sure Thor is on his last limb--er fin? But princess sophia? no, she/he's a trooper. The others just lost the will to survive) you were good fish.
Keep sacapuntas and cacahuetes in your prayers. We had a scare today, I thought sacapuntas got stuck behind the heater. Thankfully it was all a big misunderstanding.
By the way, did I mention that I joined a sorority? Yea I know me, right. It's really cool though I already love it. I even wish I would have done it sooner. We shall see how this works out though.
Peace out home skillets | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | its all for you | sister hazel | | Subject: | and another thing... | | Time: | 12:22 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/livid.gif) pissed off |
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| I can't believe I almost forgot what was quite possibly the most annoying thing that occurred this weekend. So what trip to Iowa is complete without a stop a Blockbuster? The only problem is that Brian's account is kind of fucked up. Let me spell it out for you, he or his roommates NEVER return movies, there is no "on time", or "late fee" it just doesn't get back to the store. SO there was this big deal where the cashier had to call the mother store and get everything straightened out. Let me set the scene up for you. Brian, Alison and I attempting to rent quite possibly two of the worst movies ever waiting for Tony the toothless wonder to get the fuck off the phone and actually do something productive. So next Tony says he has to update and confirm both Brian's address and phone number. So in order to confirm the number Tony calls it and since it's Brian's cell phone it starts to ring while on the table in front of Tony no teeth but that's no good enough. "I don't know that it's me calling." Well fuck me Tony I am so sorry. So Brian picks up the phone and says hello and you can hear it echo in Tony's big greasy monkey ear (I'm surprised he even had an ear to be completely honest)but still not good enough. "Who is this?" says Tony, Brian says "It's me" and then puts the phone to my ear. Blockbuster's next employee of the month again asks "who is this?" I'm kind of pissed off now because I have been standing there for a while I have to pee and frankly I just want to get back to the house. So in response to Tony I say, "the customer standing in front of you who wants to rent her movies now!" And I hang up. Not good enough for Tony and he actually commented on how rude that person was. Now if Mr. T there wasn't missing everything tooth in his head he would have lost some more that day. But I kept my cool and just stared him down, kind of smiled a big toothy grin so as to make him jealous. What a fucker I mean I wanted to physically injure this creature.
I guess it kind of goes without saying that I'm on my period this week. Too much information you say? Fuck you don't read my journal, ass! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| So what have I been up to you ask? Well let me think it's been how long since I last updated this thing? I can't even remember what month it was last. Ok so apparently it was December 14th. Damn it's February 8th. So I went to Iowa over break for a bit spent a little longer there than I anticipated. I got snowed in and couldn't leave. Then came Christmas yadda yadda yadda--clothes, money, microwave...ya know the usual. However, Brian got me this gorgeous necklace with matching earrings that have a pink stone in the shape of a heart on it. I loved it. He also bought me a "Someone in Iowa loves me" t-shirt which I thought was cheesy yet sweet. (all together now awww) I worked over break at a little winter camp made a little bit of money which I spent right away I will add. For New Years I was in Iowa, didn't even make it to midnight. Brian called Alison because he remembered me saying I wanted to call her to say Happy New Years. My sister was with me and forgot to call my parents who were a little bit upset to say the least, that we didn't call at exactly 12:00:01. I don't remember much of that evening, oh well! The rest of break I spent hanging out, cleaning, Brian came for a bit to chill with me. Brian brought me back to school. He came and picked me up then we went to visit his sister in Naperville because she was only in town for a couple days. I got to meet his family and hang out with them which wasn't as scary as I thought. Then Brian his twin Ben and sister Becky and I went back to their hotel and waited for Brian's friend Chuck and his girlfriend Tara to get there. We went swimming! Then we went back to Chuck's house where we dominated in Taboo. We got a late start the next morning and I had to call on dear old Amy to stall my mom because she was coming to ISU to drop off some things I had forgotten. We got back here first and Brian stayed a while and eventually went home.
Since then it's been homework and me going to Iowa or Brian coming here. We recently bought two african dwarf frogs though which was quite fun. We thought they were lonely so we went back to the store and bought a couple fish...ok a few fish--seven fish we bought seven fish! They're all so cute swimming around in their little tank. Brian got Ben's old tank for us and set it up this weekend for me, he left this morning at 6:30 AM. Speaking of this weekend..
I would like to extend a congratulatory message to Miss Fine Ass Ali Dazzle for drinking an entire bottle of Captain Morgan's by herself and then playing a few rounds of beer pong. She got home in one piece but needless to say she was a little inebrated. We went to Iowa this weekend and were going to get there so late so we started drinking in the car. NOT I repeat NOT Brian who was driving. Holmes finished an entire bottle of Jack, Alison was with her man Captain and Brian and I shared a bottle of Bicardi O which we didn't even come close to finishing. (He had a headache so we left the party early.) We got into Iowa and went over to Larson's house and played beer pong, listened to music, met some new people. Brian and I left and Alison was still playing with Gayman. They got home a while after us because all I remember is waking up to a loud banging on the door and someone whispering, "psss it's Alison" and then Alison pushing open the door shouting, "it's only Alison....and Gayman" The two of them didn't stop laughing the entire time. I changed Alison into her pajama's and managed to catch her boobies before they fell out of her top (well my top actually, she borrowed it) and then came the puke. It was black with mushrooms and it was gross. She got a little on me but the majority was in the toilet, on the floor and on her pants. Somehow in the middle of it she cut open her elbow and blood was everywhere! I wrapped her elbow in TP and changed her into my booty shorts. We stayed up a little while because Brian took Josh for a ride to chill out and pick up some McDonalds. By the time Brian got back at 4:45 AM with the food for Alison, she was long gone...that bitch was knocked the fuck out. The next day we slept in late and went to Target and MEredith's while Brian was at work. We watched the Super Bowl at Amanda's house, Ken's girlfriend, which was oh so thrilling. The doggie's were entertaining though. We watched two horrible movies, "Forgotten" and "Anacondas" and drank Jone's Soda and went to bed. We slept in late the next day too, went to Reife's for some food then said goodbye to Iowa. Gayman came back with us so Brian wouldn't have to ride alone. We set up the fish and frogs in their new home, got the boys some food and watched Resident Evil II and Mean Girls. We also watched Lindsay Lohan on SNL which Ryan loved because of the low cut shirt action. Took the boys downstairs to get something to drink and on the elevator up Ryan fell in love with "quite possibly the hottest girl ever". She alone is reason enough for him to come back and I am to immediatly make friends with her. Too bad I have no idea who she is. Luckily there are plenty of other skanks here for Ryan to hit on. The boys got up early and left this morning. I attempted to go to my 9:35 AM class but fell asleep at my computer doing my make-up. I did however got to my 3 hour highschool observation, my second class and met up with Andrea and Alison at Avanti's for dinner. Now I am exhausted but have so much work to do. I think I'll take a nap then do my homework in order of importance then watch real world and then who knows? I shall quickly fall asleep to the gentle splashing of my new fish tank. I love those little guys, I hope these one's don't die.
{Our first froggies did not last very long. We didn't know that tap water had so much chlorine in it. We found them belly up, legs intwined the next morning. They croaked. This time though all seems to be well in the tank of pescalitos y froggies. We have sacapuntas (punta) and cachuetes (caca) los frogs, and then there is Thor and his gender confused spouse princess sofia, the twins sick boy and tyler durden and the girls Natalie, Alex and Dillon. Theyre all fluttering and swimming about so happily and I love them oh so much I want to pick them up and hold them and squish them around but only for a few seconds at a time because they'll die out of water. But that's whats the deal with our new roommates}
Hopefully I'll get the chance to update soon, hopefully something terribly exciting will happen in which I'll have a reason to update. Until then, later days kids.
Valentines Day. Six months. I love you. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| and the theme of the week is...lube me up scotty
just got back from white-trashville aka the Bloomingotn Wal Mart. I think before Adriel and I arrived the lovely Wal Mart shoppers and staff might have had, combined between all of them that is, a full set of teeth. It was fun I bought some KY warming liquid which when tested didn't warm me but did the trick for Adriel ::hint hint JOSH:: Anywho bout to go crash for a bit and then play with my sex cream some more later. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | you make me wanna....LALA | | Subject: | woop woop | | Time: | 09:26 pm | | Current Mood: | chipper |
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| A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"
She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.
A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END! | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | missed my 750AM exam, have two more exams to take, still have to talk to the RHC abour my deviant behavior. FUCKIN AWESOME DAY! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| ok so this weekend was...productive. don't have a lot of time to update because I have a final tomorrow at 750. friday brian came. we played stripuno and higher or lower. I won both games and remained fully clothed whereas he would have been butt ass naked had I made him remove his undies. he left early saturday morning. spent the entire day sleeping and studying. adriel went out with her (at the point) friend josh to a truckstop. meanwhile I was hear studying all by my lonesome. I got written up for playing guitar too loudly fuckin anal ass bitch. adriel returned home at 540 in the AM, with the news that she now has a boyfriend. I am way excited for her because this one is a good one. he's nice, funny puts up with us weirdo's. he's lucky but he better treat her right otherwise I'll throw down. today I wole up early and studied while adriel slept. took a nap. ate. studied some more. was completely disgusted in the elevator by some boys talking about how they asked to pee in their girlfriends butt (shudder). and now I'm hanging out trying to find some classic songs to make a new playlist. tomorrow's agenda consists of:
theatre exam-750AM
study session for soc-930AM
talking to my Resident Hall Coordinator-btwn 10 and 12
soc exam-100PM
optional weather exam-310PM
then I collapse. my next exams are thursday at 10 and 310 so tuesday and wednesday I should be bored out of my mind but thankfully miss adriella will be staying to keep me company--yeah!
well later days kids | | comments: Leave a comment |
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| THE GOOD:
Had an excellent weekend in Iowa with Amy and Alison. Several dance parties, several creepy "shake your bon bon" guys, several close calls with the little sister and several trips to the bathroom to puke. I however, did not partake in that final activity, I was instead puked on.
ALSO: I got a 99% on a massively diificult sociology paper which should greatly improve my grade. YESSSS! Thank God
THE BAD:
I have a weather test on Thursday that I am sure will be extremely difficult and will decide whether or not I will take the final exam.
ALSO: I have a huge let me stress that even more HUGE ethnogrophy paper due on Friday for sociology. Have no idea what the hell I'm doing there.
THE UGLY:
Next week are finals, 'nough said. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| well, it's official, I am an addict. Hi my name is Lindsay and I am addicteed to facebook...and The Rock movies and Hayden Christensen. So. I haven;t updated in a while because as I said before I have succumbed to the facebook which feeds off your need to be in other people's business and procrastination. Thanksgiving was a hoot. I went to Iowa from Friday to Sunday. Went to a hockey game, to the bar, Larson's apt and hung out with Brian's dad and played mastermind. Sunday night went to Naperville to visit Chuck, Brian's bff. That was cool because the two of them decided to spike my drinks and watch me get drunk. It was so bad that I was attempting to put a puzzle together however most of the pieces were upside-down. Monday hung out in Naperville went to Cracker Barrel, watched Family Guy, and played video games. Returned home to my house for a pre-Thanksgiving dinner which was obviously supposed to take the place of the real Thanksgiving dinner in anticipation of it's major suckage. Brian stayed until Tuesday. Wednesday we took the eight hour drive to Minong WI. I argued that God didn't want us to go being as their was a major snow storm in effect which turned into a rain storm. Amy and I mostly read, slept and watched movies in the car while our dog whimpered in the back seat. We arrived at nana's house only to find that none of our cell phones worked because we were in the middle of the woods in nowhere USA. Upon attempting to call Brian I discovered that his phone didn't work either so for the first time ever we didn't get to talk to one another. Great Day. The next few days contained alot of sitting around, watching TV, playing cards, eating food that wasn't very good (one day I only ate bread and cheese). One day we decided to take the 45 minute drive into town. There we went to the "cheese store", the packers store, the book store, the x-mas store, (noticing a trend here?) the "Ben Franklin store of crafts" and the bakery. We left on Saturday, once again in a snowstorm and returned home and watched Star Wars. On Sunday returned to good 'ol ISU with Alison and Babs. We brought entirely too much stuff back. Babs lost her ring, Alison's water broke and she almost fell backwards down the stairs and I believe I ripped every muscle in my arms.
It's Thursday and I haven't really done a damn thing except update facebook and go to class. GO ME. This weekend going to Iowa. Amy's coming too. I have to buy Brian's sister a b-day present, buy and make Amy's x-mas present, buy some "supplies" ie-food, and study, study, study. Should be grand. I'll attempt to update more often.
Sorry for cheating on you livejournal, but as of late you just haven't been doin it for me. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| Heres to the crazy ones-the misfits-the rebels-the troublemakers-the round pegs in the square holes-the ones who see things differently. They arent fond of rules and have no respect for the status quo-you can quote them-disagree with them-glorify or villify them-but the one thing you cant do is ignore them. They change things-they push the human race forward and while some may see them as the crazy ones I see genius because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world-are the ones who do...
You know I always complain about going to visit my grandma, but in reality I could have it a lot worse. I could not have a grandma at all. So this Thanksgiving I'll be greatful for having people who live eight hours away that I can visit and make crazy ass backwards memories with/about. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| this weekend took the boyfriend to meet the family. it was actually pretty ok seeing as almost none of my family showed up for Amy's b-day extravaganza! but good news, my priest does not think my boyfriend is a dork and in fact approves of him...I don't know whether to be happy about that or jealous? who the hell knows.
three days until Thanksgiving break. i'm going to iowa on friday until monday which should be cool. after that, however, not so cool. wednesday my family and i are making the 8 hour trek to minong wisconsin population 404...when were there. so this is what i get to look forward to: five people and three dogs crammed in a double wide, sitting around a card table waiting for the turkey breast to microwave while nana's two "babies" aka her dogs whine and beg for scraps. then i get to share a broke-ass futon with my sister and not sleep because were too busy worrying about whether or not a bear is going to rip through the aluminum walls and eat us whole. not like it's not the first time weve encountered a bear in Wisconsin. and while were not busy thinking about attack of the grizzly part two, we'll be busy thinking about that bat that got stuck in the screened in porch last time. yes i said BAT as in black flying animal with fangs that could easily bite through your flesh!
five wonderful days filled with biting sarcasm, boredom, yapping little rat dogs, more boredom, channel surfing, even more boredom, bat/bear/bullet dodging because who knows it might be deer hunting season I DONT KNOW wearing an orange jump suit couldn't make my situation ANY worse.
but dude i'm so hungry literally one of my ribs is poking through my skin
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY I HOPE YOU HAD A MOST EXCELLENT WEEKEND I MISS YOU AND WILL SEE YOU SOON SKI SKI MOTHERFUCKER! | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
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